Michelangelo pwned

A little while back I told you all about the event of the year that was going to take place. But apparently all of you have no appetite for amazing as not a one of you came. Totally lame. Well I went to the event of the year and have some pics to make you cry.

This first sampling is quite telling of the artist's mastery. So often we hear about Michelangelo's amazing sculptures, but none of those were in color. They were in just lame white. How dull. Here the artist has created a symphony of art, mechanics, and color. The artist, Jake, has successfully captured the essence of the tropics, thereby drawing the viewer out of his urban mindset and into the primitive wild. One can almost hear the monkey's call. Notice that even the scenery spares no detail as the bananas call to our stomachs, but alas they are only balloons and are not to be eaten. Finally, since this is Tasteful Thursday, notice the fine specimen of art on the left showcasing 'The Polyphonic Spree'. But this is no surprise. Like Jake's still-life, only the finest gatherings of art, music and literature should be expected here.

Here is the master himself. His deft hands are simply too fast to be captured by technology. He is a blur of genius. Watching him uplifts the soul and motivates man to strive for his greatest potential. Actually this is true. Jake said that here he was at one of the finest universities in the world, an alumni graduated summa cum laude in mathematics. If this doesn't motivate you to hit the books hard and get into a real major nothing will.